Friday, October 22, 2004
Presidential candidates pick out Halloween Costumes
Here's a little satire for you...
*** EXCLUSIVE TRUTH B TOLD REPORT****
GHOST TOWN, Fla. -- GOP campaign officials along with Kerry's bus pulled into Wal-Mart early Friday morning to pick out costumes for Halloween.
Bush representatives were browsing through the lab coats trying to find a perfect fit for a moderate stem-cell researcher outfit. Others observed Bush's people looking through urban hip-hop collections and large gold chains. Whispers suggested he would like to appeal to a missing black community vote that he would love turn out to the polls in his favor on election day.
Lady Bush's representatives were in the briefcase section, thinking a business look could appeal to corporate ladies. However, rumors are that she will be wearing a Rainbow Push t-shirt accented with a pink gay-pride ball cap.
In a move to seem young and hip, Cheney's people were seen buying a large white sheet to be made into a toga. "He wanted a wild fraternity-boy look," a close source revealed. "He did think about being a trial lawyer for Halloween, but he didn't want to scare the kids."
On the other side of the store, Kerry's assistants were in the hunting section buying a lot of orange stocking caps and camo vests for all the door-to-door volunteers in the Midwest. Kerry, himself, was in the fitting room trying on a Superman outfit. His advisers claim the late Mr. Reeve's final request was that Kerry help the Superman legacy live on.
On a side note, a right-wing activist was arrested after secretly placing an Adam's Family "Lurch" outfit in the cart.
Teresa Heinz Kerry browsed a few moments in the costume section, but then wandered in the beer and wine section to buy a few essentials for the campaign bus. She told reporters that she was getting a custom-made ketchup bottle costume for the upcoming holiday.
And for James Carville, he was simply buying a wig.
copyright 2004 truth B told
http://donotfeartruth.blogspot.com
*** EXCLUSIVE TRUTH B TOLD REPORT****
GHOST TOWN, Fla. -- GOP campaign officials along with Kerry's bus pulled into Wal-Mart early Friday morning to pick out costumes for Halloween.
Bush representatives were browsing through the lab coats trying to find a perfect fit for a moderate stem-cell researcher outfit. Others observed Bush's people looking through urban hip-hop collections and large gold chains. Whispers suggested he would like to appeal to a missing black community vote that he would love turn out to the polls in his favor on election day.
Lady Bush's representatives were in the briefcase section, thinking a business look could appeal to corporate ladies. However, rumors are that she will be wearing a Rainbow Push t-shirt accented with a pink gay-pride ball cap.
In a move to seem young and hip, Cheney's people were seen buying a large white sheet to be made into a toga. "He wanted a wild fraternity-boy look," a close source revealed. "He did think about being a trial lawyer for Halloween, but he didn't want to scare the kids."
On the other side of the store, Kerry's assistants were in the hunting section buying a lot of orange stocking caps and camo vests for all the door-to-door volunteers in the Midwest. Kerry, himself, was in the fitting room trying on a Superman outfit. His advisers claim the late Mr. Reeve's final request was that Kerry help the Superman legacy live on.
On a side note, a right-wing activist was arrested after secretly placing an Adam's Family "Lurch" outfit in the cart.
Teresa Heinz Kerry browsed a few moments in the costume section, but then wandered in the beer and wine section to buy a few essentials for the campaign bus. She told reporters that she was getting a custom-made ketchup bottle costume for the upcoming holiday.
And for James Carville, he was simply buying a wig.
copyright 2004 truth B told
http://donotfeartruth.blogspot.com
